The cutest little hedonist you’ve ever seen.

Quick Stats

Height: 157cm

Bust: 93cm

Waist: 74cm

Hip: 101cm

Bra: 32E or 34DD

Knickers: 10

Dress: 10/12

Shoe: 5UK/37.5 or 38EU/7 or 7.5US

Who are you?

Hi! I'm Delaney. The quirkiest courtesan you'll ever meet and unashamed pocket rocket. I'm a mid-20s PhD student based in London, but originally from North America. Raised in a much less temperate climate, my favorite hobby is enjoying South East England's much-maligned weather with a picnic in one of London's many parks! Want to go on one?

I am a big fan of exploring new fermentation experiments (currently fascinated by tepache), learning banjo (no more manicures…), and playing Scrabble (I will win). With luscious soft skin, a wide smile, and goldilocks curves on a 157cm frame, I'm a small but mighty companion. Cheeky in every sense of the word, I'm quick to laugh and make you laugh.

Naturally beautiful in a timeless way, you won't catch me in much makeup (though even I enjoy a dark red lip from time to time). My style of dress tends to be little bit punk and a little bit indulgently girly. Spunky, funny, and alluring are three words I would use to describe myself.

What brought you here?

My favorite thing in the world is making other people happy. In every job I've worked, what brought me fulfillment most often was the knowledge that I had satisfied a want or a need and left someone happier than they were before. In this way, I am uniquely equipped to delight and indulge your pleasures.

I am also a shameless pleasure seeker. Delicious wine, orgasmic food experiences, breathtaking art art, titillating conversation, and rockstar chemistry are what keep me coming back for more.


As a PhD student with ADHD, my time is as limited as my attention span. I prefer to fill it with those who I can enjoy that time with completely and fully. Being an independent London escort and courtesan allows me to do just that. Plus, I find that being entangled with a special someone is an excellent release from the stressors of academia.

When can I see you?

When are you free? I prefer a week's notice or more, but may be able to schedule up to 48 hours in advance (given the right circumstances). Please just ask, I would love to hear from you! I truly believe there are no stupid questions.

Pricing is dependent on the individual tryst we end up scheming and your preference for an hourly or monthly affair. Given that I live with flatmates (that's London), I am able to do out-calls or by arranging an in-call at a hotel convenient for the two of us.

Screening is always required.

Please note, I will be unavailable on these dates:
7 June-12 July
8-19 August (tentative)

Monthly availability is released first through my newsletter, giving subscribers a first look on days I know are open to book. Following, I release updates on my Twitter/X account.

What do you like?

This question is so loaded! There are many things I enjoy... A kiss on the forehead, a movie at the BFI, vintage lingerie, shopping at the various and vivacious London markets. There's cuddling and museums and taking a shower together and learning all about a new person. I always say I'll try anything twice.

I absolutely love trying new restaurants and am unashamedly epicurean. I hold neither pretentious nor base feelings towards food and can find joy in simple cafe breakfasts in Peckham, as well as in Michelin-starred restaurants across Europe. I would love to show you my map of favorites.

I think shared experiences make our intimate time together even more special, so don't be afraid to ask for longer dates to fit in a museum exhibition you've been dying to see. But if an hour is all we have, I'm certain we'll make it the best hour of your week.

What I really get off on is pleasing others, so don't be shy... Tell me what you want.